"Come at me bro! Come at me bro! Can you beat me in a dance competition? Do you think you can do that? Come at me bro! Can you beat me in a dance competition?" — Gerard Way (after somebody threw a bottle at him.)
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
WAIT REAL QUICK THOUGH. I’m pretty sure that’s a fucking seal swimming through the school in the top image. Which means IT’S PROBABLY TRYING TO EAT THE FISH. Meanwhile on the bottom we see the symbiatic relationship between a shark and pilot fish. The shark provides the pilot fish with protection from predators like that asshole seal up there and food in the way of microorganisms that grow on the fins/scales of the shark. Meanwhile the pilot fish protect the shark from infection by cleaning those microorganisms off him/her.
So basically whatever fedora-wearing friendzoned nerd made this is saying is: “nice guys” are trying to kill/eat women or their families while “assholes” live in a mutually beneficial arrangement with women.
The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…
Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.
“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing
That one time I was way too cute for my own good. #demshoulders #goth #gothbull #gothqueen #taurus #tbt #highschool for reals though. My shoulders were amazing in that dress. #stretchedears
My mom dug up a real old photo of me. Fun fact: the outfit I’m wearing spent most of its life being worn on a stuffed teddy. Also, LOOK AT HOW DAMN HUGE MY EYES ARE WTF #tbt #baby #bae #goth #gothbull #gothqueen #bugeyes #allhailthegothprincess #wasnevergonnalast #badseed #badseedindisguise #actuallythedevil #taurus #bull #babybull
This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read and the world needs to see it.